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Important beard related recipes may be lost in BBC purge

In Uncategorized on May 17, 2016 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front
PRESS RELEASE 18th May
Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

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IMPORTANT BEARD RELATED RECIPES MAY BE LOST IN BBC PURGE

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has raised concerns that with the BBC set to purge its website of recipes on the orders of clean shaven suit wearer John Whittingdale a whole genre of hirsute cooking may be lost forever.

The art of hirsute cooking requires specific skills exhibited for instance by the late Clement Freud.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, we hope the BBC thinks again about its plans to delete its recipe database. It must not give in to clean shaven Philistines like Whittingdale

A SAMPLE BEARD RECIPE
1] Make sure the beard is ready to cook. This may require marination in beer or wine.
2] Select your ingredients and bless them by moving the beard across them
3] Cook your ingredients while stroking the beard thoughtfully
4] Marinate the beard as at 1 from time to time while the cooking process continues
5] When the food is done, discard any beard unfriendly elements and enjoy!

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