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May Day beard waggle aims to levitate Cameron out of Downing St

In Uncategorized on May 1, 2016 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

PRESS RELEASE  May 1st

Contact Keith Flett      07803 167266

MAY DAY BEARD WAGGLE AIMS TO LEVITATE CAMERON OUT OF DOWNING ST

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The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has said that it aims to levitate David Cameron out of Downing St when it revives the ancient May Day tradition of Beard Waggling in Trafalgar Square on Sunday.

The beard waggle involves shaking the beard vigorously from side to side and in doing so stimulating air currents that can cause objects to levitate slightly.

The tradition is believed to originate in late medieval times, and was designed to underline the new Spring growth of facial hair and in later periods with it the hope of change and renewal represented by May Day itself

The BLF traditionally asks its supporters, on the traditional London May Day march from Clerkenwell Green, to waggle their beards individually or collectively as the mood takes them to celebrate the arrival of Spring and to strike a blow against a still largely clean shaven political culture.

The campaigners say that if wind conditions are right a beard waggle in Trafalgar Square could create currents down Whitehall that would levitate perpetually beardless David Cameron out of Downing St.

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, there is a tiny margin for error in any attempt to use the air currents created by a collective beard waggle to promote a levitation, so weather conditions will need to be just right if we are to succeed in our attempt to eject Mr Cameron from No.10

 

 

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