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Campaigners say Corbyn risked beard damage in eating Tunnocks tea cake

In Uncategorized on April 17, 2016 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front press release

17th April

Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

Campaigners say Corbyn risked beard damage in eating Tunnocks tea cake

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The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, which campaigns against beardism, irrational prejudice against the hirsute, has said that Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn risked damage to his beard hairs and follicles when eating a Tunnocks tea cake on Saturday.

Corbyn who has just joined Instagram posted a picture of a Tunnocks teacake on Saturday describing it as ‘road fuel’ on a trip to north-west England.

The campaigners say that while Tunnocks teacakes may well be delicious the reality is that their marshmallow filling is sticky and unfortunate results can occur if any of it gets caught in the beard while the teacake is being eaten

BLF organiser Keith Flett said, we’re saying that the Labour leader risked damage to his iconic beard in eating a Tunnocks teacake. He would be well advised to change to Tunnocks wafers is he wants a between meals snack. These are classed a moderately beard friendly

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