Articles

Hirsute Campaigners say Corbyn’s tax return leaves unanswered questions

In Uncategorized on April 11, 2016 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front press release

11th April

Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

Hirsute Campaigners say Corbyn’s tax return leaves unanswered questions

corbyntax

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, which campaigns against beardism, irrational prejudice against the hirsute, has said that while, as might be expected from the six times winner of the Parliamentary Beard of the Year Award, the publication of Jeremy Corbyn’s tax returns show him to be a man of the utmost probity, there are still some unanswered questions.

The questions include:

Has Corbyn received any gifts of beard oil from hipster grooming companies or endorsed any such projects for gain of any kind?

Has Corbyn still retained any financial interest in the currently suspended publication Beards and Beardmen?

Does Corbyn have any financial arrangements with North London barbers for beard trimming services

BLF organiser Keith Flett said, The nearest Jeremy Corbyn is likely to have to an interest in matters off-shore is a concern for the health of Fidel Castro’s beard but the hirsute are interested in taxation areas where the clean shaven suits of the HMRC rarely go.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: