Beard Liberation Front press release
29th March
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Hirsute Campaigners say finalists in World Cup of Crisps were not beard friendly
The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, which campaigns against beardism, irrational prejudice against the hirsute, has said that neither of the finalists in the World Cup of Crisps, curated by Richard Osman, were beard friendly.
Pickled Onion Monster Munch beat Wotsits in the poll which ran for a charity for abandoned children.
The campaigners say that the problem with many crisps and crisp related snacks for the hirsute is that they small particles tend to break off in the eating process and end up in the beard.
However the BLF is working on a list of beard friendly snacks which include pork scratchings and cheese footballs where this is not the case.
BLF organiser Keith Flett said, food particles in the beard are of a major concern for the hirsute and that includes crisps and crisp related snacks. That is why we are looking for the ultimate beard friendly snack
Details of poll
Provisional list of beard friendly snacks
Cheese footballs
Pork scratchings
Twiglets
Mini Cheddars
Jacobs cracker crisps
Kmflett's Blog 
Tough choices indeed