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Campaigners say finalists in World Cup of Crisps were not beard friendly

In Uncategorized on March 29, 2016 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front press release

29th March

Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

Hirsute Campaigners say finalists in World Cup of Crisps were not beard friendly

crisps

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, which campaigns against beardism, irrational prejudice against the hirsute, has said that neither of the finalists in the World Cup of Crisps, curated by Richard Osman, were beard friendly.

Pickled Onion Monster Munch beat Wotsits in the poll which ran for a charity for abandoned children.

The campaigners say that the problem with many crisps and crisp related snacks for the hirsute is that they small particles tend to break off in the eating process and end up in the beard.

However the BLF is working on a list of beard friendly snacks which include pork scratchings and cheese footballs where this is not the case.

BLF organiser Keith Flett said, food particles in the beard are of a major concern for the hirsute and that includes crisps and crisp related snacks. That is why we are looking for the ultimate beard friendly snack

Details of poll

http://www.itv.com/news/2016-03-29/monster-munch-wins-world-cup-of-crisps-crunch-match-but-is-it-a-crisp/

Provisional list of beard friendly snacks

Cheese footballs

Pork scratchings

Twiglets

Mini Cheddars

Jacobs cracker crisps

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One Response to “Campaigners say finalists in World Cup of Crisps were not beard friendly”

  1. Tough choices indeed

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