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Easter Message to the Hirsute: Avoid Chocolate-Beard Interface

In Uncategorized on March 27, 2016 by kmflett

Beard Liberation Front

PRESS RELEASE

27th March

Contact Keith Flett 07803 167266

BLF EASTER MESSAGE TO THE HIRSUTE: AVOID CHOCOLATE-BEARD INTERFACE

The Beard Liberation Front, the informal network of beard wearers, has sent Easter greetings to its followers but urged them to beware any chocolate-beard interface on Easter Sunday.

The campaigners say that chocolate in the beard can lead to a sticky mess which can only be satisfactorily removed with collateral damage to beard hairs and follicles.

Particular caution is urged when eating Easter eggs with creme or soft centres.

The BLF says an exception is the Marmite Easter Egg as marmite chocolate in the beard, as yeast is involved, will help to promote growth

BLF Organiser Keith Flett said, Easter is a traditionally a time of new growth and BLF supporters will now be getting in training for the traditional May Day Beard Waggle. In the meantime we urge enjoyment with care for Easter eggs to avoid beard damage

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