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The Ambridge Socialist

In Uncategorized on November 25, 2012 by kmflett

The Ambridge Socialist

The real Borsetshire Echo: 60 years of class struggle in Ambridge

25th November  CONTACT KEITH FLETT 07803 167266

Archer may be behind badger murders

The Independent has reported that several badgers have been found illegally killed in Shropshire. It is thought it may be the work of farmers frustrated at the failure to proceed with an official badger cull. Shropshire borders Borsetshire and there can be no question that David Archer, who has previous convictions for interfering with badgers, may be behind the murders.

Fallon & Rhys Kissy-Kissy challenge to Archer Dynasty

Rhys and Fallon have followed the vast majority of Archers listeners and nodded off during an episode. However before the sleep came breakfast in bed… The latest outbreak of kissy-kissy in Ambridge did not involve a shower but the medium term threat to the Archer Dynasty if Rhys and Fallon become an item is considerable

Are some Ambridge residents missing?

Where are Pat and Tony Archer, Helen and Henry? They are missing. Has David Archer done away with them…. The Borsetshire Police wont be investigating

In Other News

There has been a fashion show at the Bull Upstairs

Fallon and Rhys have been to the cinema [see above]

The Professor is pondering his text for Lynda’s Xmas event. Waiting for Lefty perhaps?

Ed is in angst as the electrics in the milking shed give up. Time to nationalise it

 

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2 Responses to “The Ambridge Socialist”

  1. I won’t be happy until something happens to the terrible Lynda.

  2. Why do the Archer’s girls seem to be so unlucky with husbands? Shula lost Mark, Elizabeth lost Nigel. Both seemed fairly nice guys. OK Nigel was a silly ass but he was a fun character. Who will go next? Anyone got any thoughts?

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