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The Ambridge Socialist

In Uncategorized on November 9, 2012 by kmflett

The Ambridge Socialist

The real Borsetshire Echo: 60 years of class struggle in Ambridge

11th November  2012 CONTACT KEITH FLETT 07803 167266

 

How can a poor man stand such times & live

 

Ed and Emma’s financial crisis- victims of Osborne’s austerity continues. So far there are no food banks in Ambridge. Why not? The matter simply gives Psycho Will Grundy the chance to underline the fact that his plans to go up into the next class are proceeding. This week Brian Aldridge has given him a bonus for forelock tugging during the shoot. The solution seems to be that Nic and Psycho will take George for an extra night a week. The Big Society in action no doubt

 

Ambridge Socialist Editor Keith Flett said ‘The BBC has at least recognised the impact of the crisis of capitalism in Ambridge. What it has not done is to show the fightback against it

 

Where are the dairy protests?

Borsetshire Land are proceeding with their mega-dairy but the question is sharply posed. Where have all the protesters gone? After doing such a good job initially that even the BBC was forced to report protests, nothing has been heard. Occupy Ambridge has been seen on Twitter and we hope something is being organised for the Christmas period at least

 

 

In other news

 

James and Leonie are back together. The dream team of Ambridge

Lynda’s plans for the Xmas Panto are proceeding [so we read on the BBC website, we have a policy of not covering this annual charade]. Kenton is to be a Lord of Misrule and Lilian will be the Third Witch. What could possibly go wrong…

 

@kmflett for updates

 

 

 

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