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The Ambridge Socialist

In Uncategorized on November 4, 2012 by kmflett

The Ambridge Socialist

The real Borsetshire Echo: 60 years of class struggle in Ambridge

4TH Nov 2012 CONTACT KEITH FLETT 07803 167266

 

Brenda rings James’ bell

Sometimes decisive acts in the class struggle are not big statements but symbols of underlying class tensions.  So the extremely annoying ruling class oik James Bellamy has had his bell confiscated by Brenda Tucker. The bell had been commandeered from the Bull where it was allegedly used to ring last orders so that James who has hurt his leg could summon a servant. Now it has gone in one simple but effective act of class revenge.

 

The Prof backs Occupy

 

The Professor, pondering the life of students today, has opined about what happened to the ‘sit-ins’ of yesteryear. Time for Occupy Ambridge to remind him.

 

Psycho on the loose again

David Archer is the mastermind behind acts of murder and destruction in Ambridge but that is not to say that there are not pretenders. One is Will ‘Psycho’ Grundy the man with the shotguns. He has been arguing with his brother Ed recently and when Psycho is up the possibility of a rampage is never far away..
In Other News

David Archer has noted that Josh is a ‘chip off the old block’. We know exactly what he means.

The Professor’s article for Borsetshire Life about Mike Tucker has been accepted by the Editor Mr Phil Space.

 

@kmflett for updates

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