The Ambridge Socialist
The real Borsetshire Echo: 60 years of class struggle in Ambridge
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Lower Loxley on the brink as Osborne calls
Not even the BBC’s version of events in Ambridge can escape the impact of the Coalition’s crisis of capitalism for ever. Lower Loxley continues to suffer a drop in bookings and business. The reason: local authorities, facing cuts in spending driven by George Osborne, have had to cut back on events and conferences at Lower Loxley. Bufton Tufton, Tory MP for Borsetshire South has had absolutely nothing to say on the crisis. The reality is that job losses beckon and possible bankruptcy for Elizabeth Archer. Ambridge Socialist Editor Keith Flett said, is the BBC going to sit back and allow Lower Loxley to go under because of Osborne’s tour of destruction?
Crawford must be arrested for attempted murder
Lilian has returned from a ‘romantic’ break with Matt to find that Joyce is in hospital with a broken hip. The cause is clear. Matt Crawford ordered the floor boards of their cottage to be taken up in a bid to force Joyce and Arthur out. They refused to go but now she is in hospital. It is time for Borsetshire Police to arrest Crawford for attempted murder
In Other News
Jazzer has moved in to the Professor’s spare room. Presumably Jazzer does not believe in God…. And is getting ready to be quizzed over the dinner table on the collected works of Richard Dawkins
Vicky is depressed. It is thought to be something to do with reading her lines in the Archers…
Updates @kmflett


I don’t think she has been Elizabeth Archer for many years. I cannot recall that she decided to keep her maiden name when she married or maybe I am wrong.